Fishes are Fishes: Drifting off into ominous peril,...

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Fish (IPA:/fɪʃ/) are ~~not~~ very interesting, as they are the opposite of birds. Unlike ~~all~~ most birds, fish swim. Just as there are no waterborne birds, there are very few airborne fish. A fishing license is required to capture fish, not so for birds (bow and arrow method NOT recommended). A typical fish is characterized by three dorsal humps, two eyes and a knowing smile. Fish have slit-like nose tubes on the side of their heads; known alternatively as gills. Although Wizards are immune to birds, they have very few defenses against a fish's powerful and destructive attacks. Wizards usually succumb to fish strikes which are almost invariable lethal. — Uncyclopedia

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Drifting off into ominous peril,...

22.8.12

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